Weak and cowardy like all orcs are, Borc Lockers had to rely on help from mercenaries to steal the win.. Mercenaries more skilled then most of the orc team themselves.. On top of that they had even been getting ekstra training from elves. ELVES of all races ffs!! Damn pointy eared freaks tought them how to dodge, just like those skinny forrest lovers!! Well, guess the green color fits in well in their new forrest home, whre they can sit and drink tea and talk about feng shui and other girly shit with their new pointy eared frinds!
Oct. 6th, 2010 - old news
Off to a good start
Having not seen a Blood Bowl pitch since the end of last season, the dwarves and their coach where impatiently awaiting to play ball and shed blood. And what better way to start the season then against the reigning most lethal team Deities of Doom! Sadly Deities of Doom where without their star killer Ludbik and apparently left all if any ability or will to win in the dugout with him.. As a result the mutated depraveties hardly put up a fight as the Breakers unleashed the build up fury of an idle off season an quickly ripped through them for an easy win.
..The bastards only excuse? Claiming we are Nuffles crack whore..
Be warned: Nuffle doesn't allow renegade whores turning tricks on his street corner!! Failure to comply will result in swift and brutal (dice)rape!!
Mar. 29th, 2010 - old news
Nuffle above greed.
Greed never became an issue in our match against Dead Diggers as we would clearly have won, had Nuffle not decided to slap us around like we where his own private crackwhore.. Leaving the beard on for now, as we nurse our sore arses.. ..and just for the record: WE HATE YOU NUFFLE!!
Mar. 25th, 2010 - old news
The Breakerss dominance lasted 5 halves.. Shortly into the second half of their third game, the Breakerss found themselves two players down, with no rr's left.. With a stretched defence, the wizard came in handy, and did his job well, allowing the remaining dwarves to retrieve the ball deep in their own territory. But greed lies deep in the dwarf nature, and could not be denied.. So rather than rallying around the ball to keep it safe from orc hands, we attempted a qiuck pass.. Succes ment an almost cerrtain second touchdown and the win.. But the short fat one failed to catch, allowing the orcs to steal the ball back again and score.. In a final desperatin attempt to get the win, the one dwarf who could get in scoring range tripped in his beard halfway towards the endzone..
Coach has promissed that if greed costs them another win, it'll also cost them their beards. so.. catch next time fatty!!!